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THANKSGIVING DINNER KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINKS VERSION.

So today was my parents turn to host Thanksgiving lunch. My brother has recently separated from his wife and they have four boys together ages are 14,13,10,8 So that alone is crazy in a good way they are good boy’s.  Then it was Chris, Emma 14, Corbin 9, myself and my mom and dad.  It was nice the kids played outside playing soccer and falling getting dirty being silly. Then went in the basement to watch movies. Usually there is some fighting, bodily harm, crying and trouble giving but not this time so it was really nice.

So now it’s lunch time we all find our seats get our food and drinks get all comfy and all say how yummy it is. Then the silliness starts first about the youngest choking on a candy but just standing there looking deadpan and so was his Oldest brother. Their mom had to give him the heimlich maneuver. So they all had to make up their own sign language. Next my brother through a jock out there what do you call an Elephant and Rhino baby? elph-ino. So the kids thought that was funny and it was appropriate. My oldest nephew got his foot wedged into one of the table rungs so the way he said owe was hilarious. So I had to tell my Knee getting stuck in the railing of our deck. apparently that needed more explanation then just laughter.

So everyone is finishing up of Corbin has not eaten hardly anything as his slow self. My second oldest nephew decided to tell us a story about the way here and what his dad said to the driver that  was driving really unsafe to close behind so no quick stops thank goodness, then went to pass and almost took his side mirror off. So He said Fuck off you stupid cunt well holy did the kids start a fir of giggles and did he ever get in trouble! Then it’s tapering down a bit then what happens but shy Corbin just decides to throw out this joke at the thanksgiving table “hey dad I was going to tell you a joke but my penis is to long” well oh my god did that ever start off the fits of laughter most where crying so hard they where crying literally. My mom put her hands up to try to stop from laughing and I’m pretty sure it was just my dad and myself that didn’t laugh. Sometimes.  Then they talk about periods and 7-10 days was mentioned and one if the middle-aged cousins asked if he wold get one.  Well doesn’t Corbin decide to pick that moment to blurt out oh Emma gets hers once a month. Poor girl pretty sure she wanted to strangle him. I told him to cut it out he said what it’s true you get one too.

After that I think everyone was basically done with the joking and was asked to finish their dinner so we could have desert. Then they went back outside thank goodness and then watched a bit of a movie and went home.  Just when you think he is to shy he pops out with a joke like this.  Seriously though at the Thanksgiving table? What a kid.  Sorry about the offensive language. Continue reading “BLOG”

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DON’T YOU LOVE IT WHEN…

So this isn’t a really long post but I just thought I would share.  So if you are parents you may have this problem from time to time or happen to have a robot or a perfect child or you know how to raise them.

So my son who is 9 LOVES (D) mashed potatoes every potato we have ever cooked or have had from other places if not fries I have found away to mash. That was the only way he would eat them. Even 2 weeks ago off the BBQ he didn’t want the baked ones done on there so I mashed them best I could with butter.  He hardly ate much but I’m awesome so I made the effort.

So last night it was rainy, gray and cold so I thought shepherd’s pie meat, gravy and mashed potatoes perfect. I mean it’s not hard but time-consuming as I make one with just meat NO veggies and one with NO meat. So Corbin asks what are we having for dinner I’m starving so thinking wait till he hears this!

Me: Sheppard’s Pie

Corbin: What’s that?

Me: it’s meat, gravy and mashed potatoes on top.

Corbin: I’m starving I don’t even know if I like it.

Me: well it’s not put together do you want some separately?

Corbin: sure

So I go about putting the pie together while he is having the meat and potatoes.

Corbin: Is there more of that stuff?

Me: The pie?

Corbin: No the meat

Me: Yes but it’s all put together in the pie now.

Corbin: Oh I don’t like mashed potatoes do I have to eat it?

Me: Since when don’t you like mashed potatoes? It’s the only kind you will eat.

Corbin: I have not liked them for a while now, I don’t know I just don’t like them.

Me: Oh my for shit sakes (I think to myself) but say oh for frig sakes I made this for you because you LOVED mashed potatoes.

Corbin: Well I don’t so can I try the pie when it’s done then?

As he goes upstairs to play video games and I continue to mumble to myself. Does he eat when it’s done you ask. NOPE! Seriously can’t they tell us this like when they actually start not liking it? I still Love him lots.